The 13 Toys from the Nod Catalog that Made the Connor Approval
November 29, 2011
By Connor K., Age 10

1. Drum Set
Why? Because who wouldnât want a drum set to bang on and annoy your parents to the edge.

2. Mustache Set
Why? Because Iâve had them before and they are some of the best mustaches Iâve ever had. {But remember they get itchy after a while.}

3. Chess Set
Why? Because who doesnât enjoy a game of chess, and if you donât know how to play its never too late to learn, and if your too lazy to even do that, get off your bum and do something.

4. Hamburger Nod Chair
Why? Because did you hear the name? Hamburger Chair. And who on earth {beside vegetarians} wouldnât want a hamburger chair, and itâs the best selling chair this season.

5. Acoustic Guitar
Why? Because wouldnât like to have a friend over and tell him that you can play the guitar. But the next thing is a little cooler than thisâŠ

6. Electric Guitar
Why? Because then you can really rub it in your friendâs face that you are a rock star, and you can show off to impress the girls.

7. Bowling
Why? Because if your family doesnât always have the time like my family to go to Pinstripes then you need the bowling set. Itâs safer then using a ten pound ball and easy to play, but donât play around breakable objects, I learned that the hard way.

8. Basketball Hoop
Why? Because I have it and it brings fun ,enjoyment and being able to dunk all in one thing. When you dunk try to make yourself as Michael Jordan then pretend that thereâs a crowd that will cheer you up when you get a C on your math test.

9. Foosball
Why? Because who isnât a fan of the game, I mean who doesnât like fake plastic guys in shorts attached to a sticks kicking around a plastic ball? Okay never mind that last comment. Now, as I was saying, if youâve never played a good old fashion foosball game you should be arrested, I mean itâs like never eating a hotdog for crying out loud!!!

10. Air Hockey
Why? Because itâs air hockey. Everyone likes it. Itâs like the miniature version of hockey and I bet $100 that if you ask anyone if they want an Air Hockey table, they will say yes and even I would want one if I didnât already have one.

11. Three-In-One Table
Why? Because it combines three of my favorite things on this foosball, ping-pong, and air hockey and itâs all of those in one table so you can have three of the best things whereever you go.

12. Balance Board
Why? Because itâs like surfing but inside and you also at the same time have to get a marble through the maze inside. It mixes strategy with balance and are you up to the test to conquer the balance board?

13. Blue Ginormous Beanbag with the name Connor on it
Why? Because it has my name on it and itâs a bean bag.